That's What She Said

Sexual innuendo.
In your end-o.
  • Co-Worker 1: After we finish moving the furniture out of this office, we're all going to need like... a week off.
  • Me: Ha, or we're all going to need a masseuse.
  • Co-Worker 2: Or how about those mister things? We can just get sprayed down after getting all sweaty.
  • Co-Worker 1: I'd rather get a massage than a spray.
  • Me: Ha. Hahaha.
It’s just easier to do it on the floor. A co-worker, filling goodie bags for a meeting tonight.
After all these years, I’ve never seen you pull out. Reasons why working at the fire district once again is great…
(This is something a female firefighter said to a fire chief.)
My knees hurt, I’d been down too long.
I need a hard ride. My husband says, ‘You want a soft ride!’ I say, ‘No!’ You know what I mean? I need it to be firm. My supervisor talking about buying a new car. 
She wants an SUV with a firm ride, while her husband clearly likes things a bit smoother.
Brian: Alright, it’s been rubbed. Let’s stick it in.
Me: That’s what she said.
Referring to our steaks (via forlackofabetteridea)
onemoretimewithfeeling:

The second line is important.

onemoretimewithfeeling:

The second line is important.