- Co-Worker 1: After we finish moving the furniture out of this office, we're all going to need like... a week off.
- Me: Ha, or we're all going to need a masseuse.
- Co-Worker 2: Or how about those mister things? We can just get sprayed down after getting all sweaty.
- Co-Worker 1: I'd rather get a massage than a spray.
- Me: Ha. Hahaha.
That's What She Said
In your end-o.
“ It’s just easier to do it on the floor.
A co-worker, filling goodie bags for a meeting tonight.
“ After all these years, I’ve never seen you pull out.
Reasons why working at the fire district once again is great…
(This is something a female firefighter said to a fire chief.)
(This is something a female firefighter said to a fire chief.)
“ My knees hurt, I’d been down too long.
“ I need a hard ride. My husband says, ‘You want a soft ride!’ I say, ‘No!’ You know what I mean? I need it to be firm.
My supervisor talking about buying a new car.
She wants an SUV with a firm ride, while her husband clearly likes things a bit smoother.
She wants an SUV with a firm ride, while her husband clearly likes things a bit smoother.
“ Brian: Alright, it’s been rubbed. Let’s stick it in.
Me: That’s what she said. Referring to our steaks (via forlackofabetteridea)
Me: That’s what she said. Referring to our steaks (via forlackofabetteridea)
The second line is important.
